Tumblr (3.0; @hannahhliz)http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/<blockquote> <p>*drops food on floor*</p> <p>germs: go get it! quick!</p> <p>king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50635435483http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50635435483Fri, 17 May 2013 01:33:22 -0400“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”<br/><br/> - <em><blockquote> <p><em>People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’</em></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/dc1c6a4f0568ac6a901010a252d3aab5/tumblr_inline_mmpxkhle2e1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aeferg.tumblr.com/">aeferg</a>)</p></em>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50395343113http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50395343113Mon, 13 May 2013 23:18:44 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suojure.tumblr.com/post/50331285307/malijuanastyles-i-was-sitting-in-the-bathroom">suojure</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malijuanastyles.tumblr.com/post/46954010959/i-was-sitting-in-the-bathroom-today-when-like-5">malijuanastyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7aa513bbf38a2f8f9fa3d0eba5c23a31/tumblr_inline_mmqb49tlri1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50394566748http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50394566748Mon, 13 May 2013 23:08:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/49431118636">pizza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50390209815http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/50390209815Mon, 13 May 2013 22:14:24 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dalblue.tumblr.com/post/49545931142/amoying-friends-parent-would-you-like">dalblue</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/49534834008/friends-parent-would-you-like-something-to">amoying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>friend’s parent:</strong> would you like something to drink?</p> <p><strong>me:</strong> no thank you</p> <p><strong>me inside:</strong> the thirst is real</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/af1d7f4bcbd4714e4878d59b330dee5d/tumblr_inline_mm8wl1vrLF1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49986128394http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49986128394Wed, 08 May 2013 23:04:03 -0400friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something<br /> me: I've seen thathttp://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49984175681http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49984175681Wed, 08 May 2013 22:39:42 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/hannahhliz/49748583578/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_49748583578" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="220" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a href="http://../../tagged/I+will+reblog+this+every+time+it%27s+on+my+dash+because+it+is+the+most+beautiful+video+of+Darren+ever+put+into+existence">#I will reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it is the most beautiful video of Darren ever put into existence</a></p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49748583578http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49748583578Sun, 05 May 2013 23:38:02 -0400hot damnhow is he so perfecti cant<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smalltownbigguy.tumblr.com/post/49410368525/in-the-south-we-dont-say-youre-a-dumb-fuck-we">smalltownbigguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. </p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49748004815http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49748004815Sun, 05 May 2013 23:30:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gnarly-gnat.tumblr.com/post/46791022615/one-time-at-a-wax-museum-i-thought-one-of-the-tour">gnarly-gnat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49740950207http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49740950207Sun, 05 May 2013 22:03:16 -0400teacher: describe yourself in one word<br /> me: donehttp://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49450641997http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49450641997Thu, 02 May 2013 14:47:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifyoucarryonthisway.tumblr.com/post/48714741241/the-worst-thing-about-being-shy-and-introverted-as">ifyoucarryonthisway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49409352726http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49409352726Wed, 01 May 2013 22:32:34 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49107531198" src="http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49107531198/audio_player_iframe/hannahhliz/tumblr_mlqamtHJWd1qmfi93?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhannahhliz%2F49107531198%2Ftumblr_mlqamtHJWd1qmfi93" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neatpotatoes.tumblr.com/post/48722461482/when-people-i-dont-like-touch-me">neatpotatoes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when people i dont like touch me</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49107531198http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49107531198Sun, 28 Apr 2013 14:01:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaming-fagg0t.tumblr.com/post/39280465501/singleplaidqueer-bubonickitten">flaming-fagg0t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://singleplaidqueer.tumblr.com/post/39276770618/bubonickitten-riseandwrite">singleplaidqueer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bubonickitten.tumblr.com/post/39276420637/riseandwrite-calibornthisgay-my-parents-need">bubonickitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://riseandwrite.tumblr.com/post/39185628567/calibornthisgay-my-parents-need-to-stop">riseandwrite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://calibornthisgay.tumblr.com/post/38670260277/my-parents-need-to-stop-touching-my-stuff-the">calibornthisgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical</p> <p>featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”</p> </blockquote> <p>First Song: Close My Door All The Way</p> </blockquote> <p>Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”</p> </blockquote> <p>Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)</p> </blockquote> <p>Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49045412490http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/49045412490Sat, 27 Apr 2013 19:33:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6fe1cba73d8deba13af32381aea8e28/tumblr_mlo2v1hv5J1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/48621901737/via">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://facebook.com">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48646586347http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48646586347Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:08:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/051aba9486b5896777416999bf3c7a64/tumblr_mlasnggpMj1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48498222948http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48498222948Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:25:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drarna.tumblr.com/post/31811204763/a-new-study-from-yale-university-has-shown-that-no">drarna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a new study from yale university has shown that no matter how many times you say “okay” your parents will not shut the hell up</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48313410406http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48313410406Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:36:21 -0400school: please get a full night of sleep<br /> school: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework<br /> school: and study for tests<br /> school: be a well rounded student by joining clubs<br /> school: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm<br /> school: don't be late for school<br /> school: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning <br /> school: kids need a balanced diet<br /> school: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"<br /> school: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it<br /> school: but don't use the internet while doing homework http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48164545273http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/48164545273Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:21:59 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>50 shades of done with this semester</span></p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/47917035172http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/47917035172Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:23:15 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://intertnet.tumblr.com/post/45373580074/is-there-a-scholarship-for-trying">intertnet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>is there a scholarship for trying</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/47589862237http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/47589862237Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:25:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cydnaquil.tumblr.com/post/47226215188/we-literally-may-be-on-the-verge-of-nuclear-war">cydnaquil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we literally may be on the verge of nuclear war and all we can do is make fun of kim jong un</p> </blockquote>http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/47401820246http://hannahhliz.tumblr.com/post/47401820246Sun, 07 Apr 2013 17:50:16 -0400